fish in my swimtrunks.

LALALA my name is Krista and I have a son who likes Power Rangers and cars and pretty much everything else you ask him about. Like Hawaiian Bats. Did you know they eat stink bugs? My life also features The Hobbit, Max Bemis, Bones, feminism, and yeah. Also working on a sleeve of math tattoos because I am the nerdiest nerd.


i know my value in this country, when the fbi puts more effort toward finding out who leaked celebs’ weak ass nudes, than finding out why ferguson’s police department is rampant with fuckboys. 

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Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

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If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

(via glassmenagerie)



Jim Dingilian proves that a creative and skillful artist can create works of art with just about anything. By coating the interior of empty glass bottles with black smoke and then carefully brushing it away with tools mounted on dowels, he creates detailed and beautiful but dark works of smoke art that are dripping with a sense of suburban decay (via Bored Panda).

are you shitting me

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