fish in my swimtrunks.

jimmynovaks:

daily reminder that

• sam winchester loves you so much he’d die for you
• dean winchester thinks you’re a person worth fighting for
• castiel thinks you are a beautiful and intricate work of art

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foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

mikkelseen:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: queenadlers)

khal-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”